Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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