Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
In other news, I just burned my penis
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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