oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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I will be naked everywhere
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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