Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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