thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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