Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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