Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Two words: blizzard sex
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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