Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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