Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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