Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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