You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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