What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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