Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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