How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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