She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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