Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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