You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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