i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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