This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I love you. Go after that dick
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