Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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