glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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