i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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