I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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