do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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