i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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