I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Where did you get a picture of my penis
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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