God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
