White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.