whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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