I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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