you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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