I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
