It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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