you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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