Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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