I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
This is my life. Enjoy the view
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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