It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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