that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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