I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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