Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
