): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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