He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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