He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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