Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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