Apparently you make a good broom.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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