found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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