You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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