dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm going to jail i love you
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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