that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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