I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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