Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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