she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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