it wasn't lemon gatorade
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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