I don't think brook has ever known best
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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