i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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