Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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