The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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