I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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